Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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