What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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