try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
