i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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