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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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