This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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