I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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