He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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