This girl is more easily done than said...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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