then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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