The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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