I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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