i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did I show you my penis last night?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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