They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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