I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wish you could order shots online.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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