Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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