Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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