I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
false alarm, still single
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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