If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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