therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
