I think I died a long time ago.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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