he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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