i was born a porn star she said
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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