just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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