It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she peed on how many people?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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