....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Four minutes until I can fart!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
