we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
