Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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