I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
