I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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