Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Who died my cat blue again?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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