About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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