YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
