You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Come share oat with me in your robe
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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