The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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