jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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