Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
God, I missed his penis.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize
