this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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