Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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