I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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