She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
