She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
True college students do jello shots in the library
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