I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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