yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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