I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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