She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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