yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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