Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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