ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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