so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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