Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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