The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am in a vortex of obligation.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We are all done wearing pants today
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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