so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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