dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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