we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Acid is not a monday night drug
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
